Vultures.
Dear Montco Security Personel:
Thank you for ticketing me for forgetting to put up my handicap parking sign, and expired Montco Parking tag; Because, you know, its entirely possible that some hoodlums would use your parking lot IN THE FREAKING MIDDLE OF NOWHERE BLUEBELL MONTGOMERY COUNTY for something other than academic use. Thank you for protecting us from these miscreants and for supporting a flawed bureaucratic system that meets once a month to review parking violations. As a reward for your faithful service you will find enclosed my $60's as well as my first born child and right arm.
Sincerely and Respectfully yours
Lizz Cook.
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